alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars:
da fuq?
Being late is the most terrifying thing in the world when you’re a virgin because the only thing you think is “Oh my God, I’m the next Virgin Mary, call the Vatican”
^ fuckin’ truth
^^^^^^^
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it’s literally like a givenchy top like I’m screaming at all the reaching here and if he responds it’ll def be a “if the shoe fits” sitchLmao like this has to be fake. Like he knows he can’t rap right? People do know that “Pervert” shirt is old as shit right? Reaches all around.
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There is real evil in this world, you can’t legislate it away, you can’t ignore it away, and you can’t wish it away, evil is evil and the only thing evil understands is good people with the means to eradicate its very existence. This is f***ing despicable.
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sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin
I thought this was going to be really negative but Im glad with its turnout
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Dear followers,
have you eaten today?
did you take any meds you need?
how about hydration?
maybe a nap if you need one
you are awesome
keep it up
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She thinks she’s hiding
help her she’s so small
THOSE EYES
(Source: twitter.com, via dopestmuthafucker)
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
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i really feel that i’m genuine and honest with people but i don’t get that in return, what a bad investment honestly
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